Short trip

For those who 5 steps is 5 too many.

Jacob's Ladder

The movie Jacob's Ladder was about an idiot and his ladder, right?

Not top notch

Getting ready to steal a safe like in The Italian Job I suppose.

Job Site Safety

What's a better way to protect your face from a shower of sparks than newspaper? Anything!

Kind of Temple of Doomish

This doesn't even account for the wheelchair's smaller front wheels.

The down's not so much the problem

But it still is.

OSHA ≠ ANSI

Sorry for the inside baseball title of this, but it was the best I could do at the moment.