Someone needs a V8 (remember that commercial?)

From the Architect:  "The angled posts give the appearance of movement, a design cue taken from the fact this is a transportation hub."
Translated:  "Someone neglected to add lateral bracing".

The second worst under the bridge thing since the Chilli Peppers

This shore job looks like it was done by Snooki. Because she is dumb and on the Jersey Shore. I'll show myself out.

a little tipsy

this building had one too many