You shall not pass

I'll just wait, thanks.

I like my doors down low

Hopefully it swings out.

Let's meet face to face

It's the business version of The Love Toilet.

Lean on me

When I'm not strong.

I feel for the guy who has to trim these.

His friends must have so many pictures.

The architect tried to insert his design sense into the project.

Sorry.

Super Stream

Harder than the carnival sledgehammer bell ringer.

More Wangs than a Chinese phone book

Sometimes the sun shines unfavorably on a project.

Pee-k

Common sense did not prevail.

Short trip

For those who 5 steps is 5 too many.

Jacob's Ladder

The movie Jacob's Ladder was about an idiot and his ladder, right?

Not top notch

Getting ready to steal a safe like in The Italian Job I suppose.

Job Site Safety

What's a better way to protect your face from a shower of sparks than newspaper? Anything!

Kind of Temple of Doomish

This doesn't even account for the wheelchair's smaller front wheels.

The down's not so much the problem

But it still is.

OSHA ≠ ANSI

Sorry for the inside baseball title of this, but it was the best I could do at the moment.

Misstep

At least they didn't build the dashed poly line.

Like after Bob Marley died....

There is a problem with the wailers.

You're going to get hop ons

They should use the money in the banana stand for a decent stair.

Impenetrable

Like Fort Knox times ten.