Short trip

For those who 5 steps is 5 too many.

Jacob's Ladder

The movie Jacob's Ladder was about an idiot and his ladder, right?

Not top notch

Getting ready to steal a safe like in The Italian Job I suppose.

Job Site Safety

What's a better way to protect your face from a shower of sparks than newspaper? Anything!

Kind of Temple of Doomish

This doesn't even account for the wheelchair's smaller front wheels.

The down's not so much the problem

But it still is.

OSHA ≠ ANSI

Sorry for the inside baseball title of this, but it was the best I could do at the moment.

Misstep

At least they didn't build the dashed poly line.

Like after Bob Marley died....

There is a problem with the wailers.

You're going to get hop ons

They should use the money in the banana stand for a decent stair.

Impenetrable

Like Fort Knox times ten.

A Mitch Hedberg joke incarnate.

Sorry for the convenience.

Not Every Cloud has a Silver Lining

When the follow up drawing for this mistake is issued, maybe they should use a different color for their revision clouds.

Someone needs a V8 (remember that commercial?)

From the Architect:  "The angled posts give the appearance of movement, a design cue taken from the fact this is a transportation hub."
Translated:  "Someone neglected to add lateral bracing".

Door width looks ok....

Swing clearances less so.

Bad picture of bad stairs

Maybe they thought they were in panorama mode?

An East meets West feel

This why you learn to sit pretzel style in kindergarten.

The second worst under the bridge thing since the Chilli Peppers

This shore job looks like it was done by Snooki. Because she is dumb and on the Jersey Shore. I'll show myself out.

Perfect for Pranks

You could really cut time out of your morning routine with this setup.

Personally, I blame the tree

Skateboarders beware

A small ADA issue.

It kind of has a Being John Malcovich vibe to it. And I like that.

Tree House

give them credit for being environmentally sensitive.